Waterfalls and Arms Smugglers

On Monday night (around midnight) Chris and I took a bus into Brazil to the town of Foz do Iguazu. It’s at the border of Paraguay, Brazil, and Argentina and the site of Iguazu Falls, which, according to our guide book, are the most impressive waterfalls in South America. Our bus was an overnight six hour trip with fully reclining seats. This would have provided for great sleeping, but a giant fat guy in front of me snored the entire time. I wanted to smack him.

To get into Brazil, first you have to cross a bridge at the end of a town in Paraguay called Ciudad del Este. Apparently, this is the spot for all sorts of illegal smuggling into Brazil. Stolen/illegal items pass down through Bolivia into Paraguay and over this bridge (it’s called the Friendship Bridge) into Brazil where they are distributed into Brazil and shipped to the USA. Bootleg DVDs, arms, drugs, electronics, and money make the trek over this bridge everyday with the border cops not paying much attention. Before we went, Seth showed us an article about Ciudad del Este, and it’s a good read, you can find it here.

We got to Ciudad del Este around 6am and because we were on a bus, we had to stop and go through customs (normally they waive you through). And I must say it was an interesting border stop. Chris and I had to run across six lanes of high speed traffic to get over to the office, and then run back. I always feel like I’m in the midst of an advanced level of Frogger whenever I have to cross the street in South America, but this took it to a whole new super advanced level. We only stayed at Iguazu for that one day, and took the bus back at 6pm. On the way back at the border, there was no Frogger challenge (we were on the right side of the street) but the bus decided to pull way up past the border check office. I have never clutched my passport tighter, and Chris and I kind of ran/walk past taxi drivers offering rides, past the main market for smuggling that was shut down for the evening, and past random guys selling random junk/food. It was very interesting.

As for Iguazu Falls they were very impressive and it was cool to see. We saw them through the Brazilian side and the Argentine view is supposedly better, but I still thought it was cool. You only need about an hour or two in the park, and then we decided to go to a Bird Zoo/Sanctuary place across the street. We had heard from an Australian couple that it was a good stop to make, and I’m glad we did. Besides the awful noisy Argentine tour group that was behind us for a good portion of the park (I swear, when traveling, the Argentine motto is “Scream and Throw Food At It Until It Notices You, No Matter How Long This Takes) it was very cool. We saw toucans and monkeys and giant snakes and dive bombing parrots.

There was one aviary (where you and the birds are together in a giant cage) with a ton of Macaws (giant parrots). Before we went in, we saw some of the awful Argentines getting dive bombed, the birds screaming, and one woman screaming with two parrots on her back. There are signs before you enter saying ‘Enter at Your Own Risk’ and ‘Remove All Jewelry and Watches’. I don’t think this exhibit is allowed in the USA. Anyway, we went in with the intent of getting some good parrot pictures. We were the only ones in there and the parrots got very quiet and started watching us. Then, one started screaming, and the others followed with beating their wings and screaming in unison. Then, they began to take flight and Chris and I put our heads down and ran out the exit. Not very brave, but those things have talons and giant wing spans and are scary in groups. You can see all pictures

Iguazu

(in case you’re too lazy to scroll down to Brazil on our Photos page).

After that, we had a nice cheap lunch outside the National Park and spent the remainder of the day speaking our bad broken Spanish to a group of people that actually speak Portuguese. Our bus ride back into Paraguay was on a bus without reclining seats and lots of stops and noisy people with noisy cell phones. We arrived in Asuncion before midnight and slept for about 10 hours when we reached Seth’s house. We also have some Paraguay shots, which you can see here.

Yesterday, Chris and I had our day of beauty and went to the fancy salon down the street from Seth’s house. We both had hour long massages ($7 each, I swear) and haircuts with shampoos and blow dries. When you get your hair shampooed here, it turns into another full on head and scalp and face massage. For everything, including the massages, we paid $50 for both of us. It was so nice and cheap that I’m going back today for a facial and a pedicure.

On Saturday morning we head to Montevideo and need to figure out where we will be staying and what to do and all that stuff. And that’s us!