T-Shirts

There are a lot of t-shirts down here that have English phrases on them that don’t make any sense or are funny for some other reason. They’re always written with some kind of sparkly lettering or bright colors with italics or some sort of weird font to attract the most attention. I doubt the people wearing them even know what they mean. Here is a quick list of some that we have seen. Most are from Argentina. A couple might have been in Chile.

“Pull up the Emotion Journey and Free Tales”
“You Still Love Him Do Him” (The Love was a heart symbol)
“Girl So Cute So Fun”
“Love to Fresh”
“Burn in Duff Homer” – It had a picture of an evil looking Homer in Hell-like flames pounding a Duff. There are a lot of Simpson t-shirts down here.
“What are you looking at why don’t you tell me boy?”
“Happy Anniversary Milkfed Mother” The silver letters formed the shape of a heart and the shirt was lime green.
“Get Ready to Jump” – This was worn by a kind-of slutty looking girl who was probably no older than 15. It had sparkly silver letters on a black shirt.
“Club
Discoteque
Think
Positiv
Feels” – This was a white shirt with pink letters, some of which were made out of polk-a-dots.
“motor oil” – This was written in grey cursive letters that were embroidered on a lime green shirt.
“Run Forrest” – This one had a picture of a condom with stick arms and legs running.

There are also a lot of shirts that just say something like “sexy” or “hot”, but they are worn by someone that is quite the opposite, but I guess that happens in the States too. When I see it down here, though, it makes me wonder if they know what the words on their shirt mean.

That’s all for now, but I’m sure there will be plenty more in the future. Hopefully we can even get some pics.